Taking a break from a project? Check out these funny sewing quotes we have collected to lighten up your day and make you smile!
Too much fabric? I think the phrase you are looking for is too small sewing room
My sewing space is my happy place
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my scissors when I’m already holding them
In life we all come with baggage … mine’s just full of fabric
There are no mistakes in quilting only new patterns
Funny Sewing Quote Sweater
Its all fun and games until the bobbin runs out.
Keep calm and sew on.
M.P.D – Multiple project disorder
When life gives you scraps, make a quilt
To sew or not to sew? What a silly question
Sewing Room Decor
I feel like I should clean the house so I’m going to my craft room to play until the feeling passes
Any day spent sewing is a good day
A lady never discusses the size of her fabric stash.
Sewing is cheaper than therapy
I know my fabric limits, I just don’t pay attention to them
WARNING! This woman is a quilter. She actually enjoys chopping up perfectly good fabric into little teeny tiny pieces and then sewing them all right back together again FOR FUN
May your tension always be well adjusted
Happiness is handmade
When feeling low, its time to sew
A creative mess is better than tidy idleness
One who sleeps under a quilt is comforted by love
Asking a quilter to mend is like asking Picasso to paint your garage.
Sewing mends the soul.
Behind every quilter is a big pile of fabric.
Funny Sewing Quote Sign
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Sewing – Its not just a craft, its therapy
Being creative is not a hobby, Its a way of life
I have enough fabric – said no streamstress ever
I’m working on my PhD – Projects Half Done
A crafty life is a happy life
A clean house is the sign of a broken sewing machine
I’m not easily distracted…Hey, Look, Fabric
I just want to create pretty things and ignore all my adult problems.
Sewing fills my days. And my living room, dining room, bedroom, closets……
My soul is fed with needle and thread
It’s all fun and games until the bobbin runs out
My craft room is not messy … I just have everything on display.
You cant buy happiness but you can buy fabric and thats pretty close
My machine is calling and I must sew
In my dream world fabric is free and quilting makes you thin
I like to party. and by party I mean stay home and sew.
