Need to keep busy until your next fabric order arrives? Below is a curated list of funny sewing quotes that will make you smile!
Too much fabric? I think the phrase you are looking for is too small sewing room.
Sewing: where it’s socially acceptable to stab something 1,000 times.
My sewing space is my happy place.
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my scissors when I’m already holding them.
In life we all come with baggage … mine’s just full of fabric.
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There are no mistakes in quilting, only new patterns.
It’s all fun and games until the bobbin runs out.
Keep calm and sew on.
M.P.D – Multiple Project Disorder.
When life gives you scraps, make a quilt.
To sew or not to sew? What a silly question!
I feel like I should clean the house so I’m going to my craft room to play until the feeling passes.
Any day spent sewing is a good day.
A lady never discusses the size of her fabric stash.
Sewing is cheaper than therapy.
I know my fabric limits; I just don’t pay attention to them.
WARNING! This woman is a quilter. She actually enjoys chopping up perfectly good fabric into little, teeny tiny pieces and then sewing them all right back together again. FOR FUN,
May your tension always be well adjusted.
I’m not a hoarder… I just need all this fabric in case there’s a global shortage.
When feeling low, it’s time to sew.
A creative mess is better than tidy idleness.
Fabric is like chocolate — you can never have just one piece.
Asking a quilter to mend is like asking Picasso to paint your garage.
Sewing mends the soul.
Behind every quilter is a big pile of fabric.
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I drive fast and barefoot.
Sewing – It’s not just a craft, its therapy.
Being creative is not a hobby, it’s a way of life.
I have enough fabric – said no seamstress ever.
I’m working on my PhD – Projects Half Done.
A crafty life is a happy life.
A clean house is the sign of a broken sewing machine.
I’m not easily distracted…Hey, look, fabric!
I just want to create pretty things and ignore all my adult problems.
Sewing fills my days. And my living room, dining room, bedroom, closets…
My soul is fed with needle and thread.
Measure twice, curse once.
My craft room is not messy … I just have everything on display.
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy fabric and that’s pretty close.
My machine is calling, and I must sew.
In my dream world fabric is free and quilting makes you thin.
I like to party. And by party, I mean stay home and sew.
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